Help! Our neighbors that live in the bush right outside of our front window attack us every time we want to step in or out of our apartment! Have you ever seen Hitchcock's movie "Birds"? It's exactly like that! It's the scarriest thing to see two birds start dive bombing straight at you, and then swoop around only to do it again. I stand on the sidewalk looking like a crazy woman with my arms waving in the air trying to defend myself.
I have often thought of myself as a nonviolent person but I've found myself wishing I had a BB gun lately. And I take the hatred these birds have for us a bit personally.
Hopefully our neighbors get used to us soon....
Chili Crisp Corn
3 days ago
2 comments:
Too funny! As long as your neighbors aren't on the endangered species list, the BB gun is worth thinking about... A non-violent suggestion: Carry a tambourine around and bang it repeatedly as you approach your house. You may be able to scare the buggers away, and you won't look as crazy (okay maybe a little bit less crazy than the flailing). Just a suggestion.
Unfortunately for us, our new "neighbor" is a woodpecker that likes to make noise and tear up the exterior of our house. I would like to throw rocks at it, but from what I hear, I could be fined or worse, arrested. Dumb woodpeckers!
i love the tambourine idea! thanks....uhhh....where do you buy a tambourine? and will shaking a tambourine make me look less crazy? ok, i'll have to think about it more... :-)
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